It’s food!
And the Oxford comma. The Oxford comma is very important to me. You know the song Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend? I really like that band but that song hurts my feelings. The first line is literally “Who gives a ——* about an Oxford comma?” and I’m just sitting there like…me…I do. A lot. Well, I wrote Oxford comma too many times and now it’s starting to not sound like real words anymore. Which in case you didn’t know, is a term called “semantic satiation” which is a perfect segue into another thing I care a lot about: alliteration. It’s fun.
So, that’s what’s important in my life: food, the Oxford comma, and alliteration. And my loved ones. And…acquiring world peace, I guess. Yeah, that sounds impressive.
Anyways, enjoy these sweet pics of stuff I’ve eaten.
*Redacted F Bomb
